once my sister was eating pop rocks on my bed and spilled some but forgot to clean it up and apparently some pop rocks got on my pillow bc in the middle of the night i happened to drool and i swear to fucking god there is nothing more terrifying than having pop rocks exploding all up in your face when you are asleep
Me bending over to pick up my pencil
chestnuts roasting on an open laptop charger
we heart it more like we stole it
i’m a good person i deserve to meet celebrities
(Source: sswaggie, via heylloveyou)
does your period ever come late and you start to wonder if you’re pregnant despite the fact the most intimate thing you’ve ever done is shake hands?
DO GIRLS REALLY THINK THIS
YES - and then you start to think you’ve been chosen for the second coming of christ.
i’ve done like, 12 things in my life probably, and i regret 16 of them