LMAO my mum thinks im a virgin
Reasons why you should date me:
- I’ll make you breakfast.
- You’ll be my breakfast.
being the last person still laughing too much at a joke is a very big problem in my life
College is viewed as a necessity, yet priced as a luxury.
"you can’t copy my homework because our teacher will know that you copied it from me"
boys…i have a hint 4 u: black skinny jeans
And plaid shirts with rolled up sleeves
mom: where are you going its almost midnight